Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Section 3: The Journey > Chapter 14: In my defense

June 2, 2010

The Wagah border, often called the "Berlin wall of Asia", is a ceremonial border on the India–Pakistan Border where each evening there is a retreat ceremony called 'lowering of the flags', which has been held since 1959. At that time there is an energetic parade by the Border Security Force (B.S.F) of India and the Pakistan Rangers soldiers. Troops of each country put on a show in their uniforms with their colorful turbans. The happenings at this border post have been a barometer of the India-Pakistan relations over the years. ~ Wikipedia


We are late to recognize we are late. For a little less than 60 is all we have to get to Wagah. Google Maps would reliably inform us it’s a mere 39 minutes away. Our unreliable network would prevent us from posing the question to begin with. Mild panic induces a curious neurotic ballet within my now tired cerebrum. I’m too absorbed in my ritual of dragging my knee guards against gravity to notice that an entire police squad now watches us intently. Several fingers ahead, Aman speaks with the chief who, at present, engages in frantic arm-waving and finger pointing. Aman returns and engages in a little bit of finger pointing himself. “That’s the direction we take to get to Wagah.”, he says. Asking the force for directions almost always attracts a million queries from the force; friendly banter for the most part, unless you stutter over basic queries and arouse their suspicion. Thankfully, we have nothing to hide.

As I align my stance for forward momentum, a policeman huddles up close, as if to share a secret. “Don’t you feel hot wearing all this stuff?”, is all he desires to know.  This would be my third encounter with that very query today. The last occurred several spans ago, when a jubilant gentleman risked limb and bone to catch up with us on his scooter executing this very same ritual – a lean-in, a concerned expression, a baritone voice and a “Don’t you feel hot wearing all this stuff?” inquiry. The fact that it  was made at 30kmph made it oddly funny. How curious do you have to be to ride up to someone only to ask him the specifics of his thermal reading? In each situation, my response was  “Better hot and safe than comfortable and dead.” In each situation I was subjected to the thunder of an open-hearted and vociferous Punjabi laughter that tickled my senses and made me lose my balance a fair bit, all in good spirit.

My comrades ride off into the distance, even as I turn to take one last look at the Golden Temple. “I’ll be back”, I think to myself. A deep throttle, a wave to the courteous and curious policemen, an engine roar and I’m riding alongside the pack once more.

There is a mild trepidation in our motored-stride. The flag-lowering ceremony at Wagah will begin any moment now.  Aman and I stop briefly for directions while Spiderweb and Motorbreath make their own inquiries a hair further. A blind corner prevents us from realizing that the two have been directed left, while we are directed right – and while all roads thence lead to Wagah, we will lose sight of them. Taking comfort in the fact that they had each other for company, Aman and I decide to plough on. Ten minutes out, I stop briefly to check my phone. No calls. They must be en route. We keep pushing our steeds. “The ceremony, the ceremony! We can’t be late for the ceremony!” my mind sings. It’s the stuff of B-grade nursery rhymes. But I let it be for I’ve enjoyed an epiphany today; my mind can rhyme if it so prefers.

Our path is linear. NH-1 says the writing on the wall. Several endless minutes later, we arrive at the Wagah/Attari border. We are greeted with pandemonium. Trucks, tourist vehicles and two wheelers hasten to occupy a little piece of the Indian soil tagged as “Parking”.

And then, there were the people. Hundreds and hundreds of denizens eager to renew their patriotic spirit. As I park my steed, I run a visual experiment and take off my glasses.  Almost immediately, the universe dissolves around me. All I see now are oval colored blobs attempting the Brownian motion. I experience an audio-visual orgy as I wade my way through atoms of human particle. The experiment ends abruptly as I bump into a non-descript – you know, the ones you wouldn’t want to see staring into your window on a rainy day against the backdrop of thunder and lightning?  The glasses come on and I take Aman’s side in haste.

We connect with Spiderweb and Motorbreath over our cell phones and are informed that they are parked a few meters away outside of a stall. The stall owner notifies us that our baggage will not be allowed beyond the security check point. He is kind, for he agrees to provide us space to park our bags and our bikes if we so need. We gladly accept, even though I have my concerns on leaving our bags unattended. Lacking options, we leave our bags with him, thank him and rush towards the security check point. Moments away, I realize that I have forgotten to remove my knee guards – an unfamiliar contraption that often leads to investigation and inquisitive inquiries from security personnel. I plough on hoping they would let me through for I do not want to find my way back to the stall. They let me in but not without a thorough examination of the innards of my knee guards that lasts for all of 60 seconds. And while that might not seem like much, it feels like eternity under the watchful eye of guns.

I had expected the border to be devoid of construction, witnessed only by barren barbed wires running across the length of that which divided us from them.  To my surprise, I find elaborate constructions – stylized gates that allow for guards to take strategic positions at their pinnacle. Adjoining staircases that serve as makeshift observation points for patrons and a small row of offices brimming with army personnel engaged in the day-to-day affairs. I push my way through wades of patriotic fervor, up the staircase and into a dense mass of skin and bone. Down below, perched on rows of wooden benches are several more screaming souls that want their pound of flesh – if only metaphorically.

And so the ceremony begins.


“Hooooooooooooooooooooooo”, belches out the Indian jawaan in a startling display of eternal, unending breath. The crowd goes wild, cheering him on.


“Bharaaaaaaatttttttttt Mataaaaaa Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii”, hollers another as he works up the crowd.
“Jaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii”, a positively charged crowd responds.



“Hindustaaaaaan”
“Jindabaaaad”


“Hindustaaaaaan”
“Jindabaaaad”


“Hindustaaaaaan”
“Jindabaaaad”





“Vandeeeeeeeeeee”
“Mataram”
“Vandeeeeeeeeeee”
“Mataram”
“Vandeeeeeeeeeee”
“Mataram”



The energy is palpable. A jawaan marches up to the gate and takes a confrontational stance, displaying power and agression, taunting the other side. The crowd resonates their support and cheer him on. Precision marching, foot stomping and choreographed hostility between the two sides flare emotions. Mild bursts of abuse are quickly silenced by liberal by-standers.








Several minutes of chanting, of solidarity and patriotic ferver, the ceremony draws to an end as flags lower in unison and the gates close. I make my way back to the stall realizing only now that I had lost my mates in the crowd. My camera lacks battery power; the lowly iPhone is put to use. I do not claim to be a professional shutter bug, but I live to learn...


I learn that if I move the iPhone while taking a picture, I can create some very lucid effects.

I learn that whenever you take pictures of anonymous denizens, remember to take their names or forever regret it.

I learn that there were several shutter bugs before me who have educated the young in the art of posing as these little souls transition between several camera-friendly poses with professional ease.

I learn that the father, although a tad rigid, can pose just as well.

I learn that some entrepreneurial spirits will charge you 10 bucks for a photo.

I learn that the eyes are the windows to the soul and despair is aplenty.

I learn that some will shake your hand with all their might to thank you for considering them to be relevant enough for a capture; if only they knew they were so much more.

And just like that, my tryst with Wagah draws to a close. I let my mind idle into thoughts of idealism; of a world without war and borders; of being able to ride into Pakistan through to Afghanistan via Europe to the United States, circling through to Asia - all without questions, without permissions, without papers, without fear.  Alas, I will not live to see this happen. But for the sake of future generations, I can only hope that this dream will someday befriend reality. Until then, I feel blessed for being born and raised under the protective wings of the Indian Army. May the Universe conspire to protect them at all times.

We rest our tired bodies. I rest my tired mind. Its taken me places I've never been before... 

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Section 3: The Journey > Chapter 13: On Re-legion

June 2, 2010

I was born an agnostic, raised to be an atheist and found myself in anti-theism. I will not pretend otherwise, for I believe that the practice of pretense is vastly more disrespectful and perverse than consummate disrespect. As I stand at the shores of the immaculate Golden temple, I can't help but wonder if it would be disrespectful to accept it's embrace for I do not believe. But the tourer in me is quick to add that as an adventurer, and a storyteller, it is my moral obligation to explore and fathom. After all, I don't have to be a Punjabi to appreciate the glory of Punjab and I certainly don't have to be a practioner of religion to marvel at the extraordinary structure that owns the skyline before me. Besides, I do not feel it judging me; nor do I feel an animosity emanating from within its confines for a want of belief. It stands before me, steadfast in its resolve, as if to say, "I am what I am; think what you will of me, for I will think nothing of you." That's all the assurance I need.

Weary and thirsty, we drag our baggage to the temple's counter. We must remove our riding gear too. A curious question on our gear, and the gentleman at the counter stacks our luggage, handing us a metal token. Our shoes, we are told, must be deposited at a different counter, across the foyer. I can only presume that the segregation is based on religious convictions and hygiene considerations of the relative impurity of footwear. Specifically, our own footwear most certainly deserves segregation.

Edit - Aman's remark to the above: Nothing like that.. infact giving your time at the shoe counter is consider as Seva (help) and devotees sweep the ground where shoes are parked with their hand, the shoe dust too is considered pure. Segregation is just because all gurudwaras have a shoe counter, but all dont have a baggage counter, this one being a tourist place, has one.


We proceed to quench our thirst with hydrogen concoctions being offered in steel bowls. I take a second helping, followed by two more. We adorn ourselves in orange bandannas and walk towards the entrance. A small enclosure with flowing water cleanses our feet as we walk through it onto blistering marble flooring. And even though my soles of my feet scream in agony, I can't help but stare in awe. The Golden Temple is visual experience photographs can do no justice too. Its aura is overwhelming.



Cameras get whipped out and we get busy. As we make our way through the corridors, I notice devotees plunging buckets of water into a man-made water body within the enclosure and handing them over to what I presume are temple helpers. The helpers, in turn, pour the water onto the blistering marble. Gentle slopes in the architecture ensure that the water makes its way back into the water body as is soothes the surface. We take a peak into the water and find fishes, some white, most gold, listlessly, drifting in no direction in particular. Occasionally, they surface with mouths wide open gesturing us to feed their anatomy. Much to our delight, none are camera-shy.


As we get on to the causeway that leads to the main building of Sri Harmandir Sahib, a bulky sign reminds us that photography is not permitted within its confines. We tuck our cameras away as Aman gives us a background of the temple and its significance. I'm mesmerized by the structure for it seems to come alive as it breathes against the backdrop of a continuous recital of the Guru Granth Sahib. On a higher floor, an eclectic mix of devotees rest their senses. One in particular catches my attention for her eyes reveal a deep sense of anguish as she looks into the distance, perhaps ruminating on the source of her despair. In a bizarre way, I felt deeply connected to her; for as an individual who was once relegated to the confines of an extremely hostile environment, where opportunities for solace were few and the feeling of loneliness was acute, I have been where she rests now. It's a contradiction within in itself; of being lonely in a crowd.

And as we find our way up the stairs, my attentions turn on to myself. For I realize now that I have unfinished thoughts of my own; of an incomplete understanding of myself and of those that I once believed to be close to me... no... within me; of conclusions unconcluded; of hate for the anger within and anger for the hate within; of those that I have chosen to forget for all they remember of me now is that I have been forgotten. As a consumer of physics, I do not believe the Universe conspires against me. It's actions and reactions do not follow paths that are in any way aligned to teach me lessons, to test my mettle, to punish me of crimes committed in a previous life I have since forgotten. Indeed it thinks nothing of me. It follows then that the despair I experience could not be attributed to the actions of those outside of me – for they, just as the Universe, act in a manner that's optimized for their configurations. I believe they call it "their life". They owe me nothing – not one iota of honesty, not one iota of integrity, not one iota of the truth. I have believed and known this for as long as I can remember. What I failed to do was to conclude the obvious. That if I experience loathing for having being misled, for being lied to, for being taking for a ride I would rather not take; it must indeed be towards myself. Myself, for not having recognized their deceit, for having an unquestioning faith in their integrity, for having believed in their lifes, for letting myself being vulnerable to hurt and pain. And so to get rid of the pain and anguish, I must learn to forgive; not them for they are now inconsequential; but myself. I must forgive myself acts of temporary insanity; I must admit to myself that I am not perfect (its harder than it sounds I now believe) and I must allow myself to continue making mistakes for it is through risk, experimentation and excursions into unchartered territories, will I become of true master of the road through life. In summary, I must live as I ride, the two intertwined and inseparable.

Several heartbeats later, we make our way out of the temple. An enthusiastic gentleman insists on posing with us for photographs, one with the group and one with each of us individually. Amused, we grant him his wish. Handshakes, clicks, smiles and we are ready to re-kindle our patriotic spirit. We will now ride to Wagah.



Facebook update: Golden temple - Soul searched, mind blown! Off to woogie woogie wagah!
02 June at 16:36 via Text message

Divya Misra, Sujan Shetty, Tushar Jadhav and Satnam Singh Vohra like this.

Nitin Manore give pet bharke gaalis at 6 pm :D :Ddo take a video if possible.it's an amazing experience to be remembered later.
02 June at 16:39

Satnam Singh Vohra amritsari naan and kulche wid a huge glass of lassi and some paranthas wid chillis-- ahem ahem
02 June at 17:05

Rachit K yeah.. dont miss show at Wagah/Attari Border
02 June at 17:31

Tushar Jadhav bharat mata ki jai.......
02 June at 18:34

Sujan Shetty not bad u made it 5 day
02 June at 18:36

Siddhesh Kulkarni Gud 1 dude... so... on time ?
02 June at 19:49

Divya Misra Where now?
03 June at 11:54

Rachit K ‎^^ they are on their way to Srinagar from pathankot
03 June at 11:56


Sunday, August 22, 2010

Section 2: The Journey > Chapter 12: Striking Gold

June 2, 2010

“We are just walking out the door.”
“Lies! Damned lies!”
“Arre Motor took time to wake up.”
“And you did not? If I remember correctly, and I do, you woke up last!”


Me to Aman, 
my conscience to me.

“The journey has just begun!”, exclaims Spiderweb, his sleep laden eyes incapable of masking his excitement. We now head towards Srinagar, or so goes the folklore. For Spiderweb and I have decided to take a detour - a decision that will ruffle many feathers. Just the day before, Google Maps patiently charted our course through Dhaula Kuan, on to the Ring road, straight to Azadpur, on to the NH1, to Panipat, to Ambala, to Ludhiana, to Jalandhar, to Amritsar and finally, to Pathakot. The astute are probably screaming at this page, reminding us that we could head to Pathankot directly from Jalandhar, as the crow flies. We will inform them that we are aware of this fact. But the Golden Temple, nestled in the heart of Amritsar, lures us into its aura. We must be in its presence. It is a calling; one that we dare not ignore.





But there are sacrifices to be made - for the biker troupe from Pune awaits our arrival in Srinagar. Our misdemeanor will disrupt their schedule, one that is bound by commitments to bread, butter and perhaps a portion of mayo on the side.  Satyen, the original conspiracist of the Leh dream and our tie to the civilized world, tries desperately to change one mind - for only one changed mind at either end would lead to an amicable compromise. They say the mind is fickle; they say it wrong.

Spiderweb and I will stick to our bastard plans. Bastard, for neither he, nor I, will take discredit for the evil.

Facebook update: Journey from Delhi starts now! Aman to join our troupe today!
02 June at 04:16 via Text message

We encounter an exhausted Aman. His social commitments kept him up late, our social misdemeanor of assuring him a timely start got him up early. 1am was our firm commitment. 4:16am was our irresolute start - one that would deprive Aman of the Zs. As we approach him at 5am, I silently pray he isn’t a connoisseur of violence, for if he is - now would be the most opportune moment for him to practice the art. A few hours into the day and he will have enough reason to pull out our guts and grease his chain with it.

Aman now leads us; for In a senseless act of cultural bias, we assume the Punjabi would know Punjab better than we. This, despite his blatant confession to the contrary for neither he has ever been to Punjab. He rides at a comfortable pace. I follow second. Spiderweb and Motorbreath seem to be at peace with each other as Spiderweb tails us… for now.

The ride today seems ordinary. We’ve been riding for more than a couple of hours I reckon. The road and its vehicular denizens haven’t posed any challenges. We’ve been largely ignored. Aman, overcome with exhaustion from a sleepless night, begins trailing. I fall back to stay with him, Spiderweb takes lead, Motorbreath comes in second. But before we can get too comfortable with our state of being,  Punjab hits us with all its verve, like the vivacious damsel that takes your breath away; a light bounce in her spirit, a buoyancy in her stride, a naughtiness in her smile. The abundance of gold in Punjab’s fields, the simplicity of its very being are intoxicating.

As we break for a quick chai, Aman offers us home made parathas. I clean them out. We spend several minutes looking skywards as fighter jets own the ether. The sight of a majestic machine tearing through the skies never gets old. Grain-laden trucks awaiting entry permissions witness our awe.

Facebook update: Punjab!!! 230km done today. Panipath, Ambala done. Headed to Ludhiana.
02 June at 07:23 via Text message

Leena Sabharwal oye paape !! stop by for patiala peg ji
02 June at 18:05

Leena Sabharwal are you alone ke there are other bandhus..
02 June at 18:08

Facebook update: Home made parathas, achaar, garam chai n fighter jets in the sky. Divine breakfast in Punjab :)
02 June at 07:42 via Text message

Sagar Raikar, Divya Misra, Rachit K and Saurabh Bhatia like this.

Honey Misra i want it :(
02 June at 09:46

Satyen Poojary Was this on the road by the bystanders or...?
02 June at 09:50

Satyen Poojary Was this on the road by the bystanders or...?
02 June at 09:51

Satyen Poojary Was this on the road by the bystanders or...?
02 June at 09:51

Alankar Misra On a city road by a civilian! Christ!!
02 June at 09:59

Alankar Misra Oh he was jus randomly doing it for his own amusement. Wasn't a show!
02 June at 09:59

Satyen Poojary He he he :) there will be more!
02 June at 09:59

-Rajni Taneja- I want it too:-(
Ur forgetting Lassiiiiiiii...
02 June at 10:54

Rachit K superb
02 June at 12:51

Shweta Nadkarni yummmmm....enjoy !!
02 June at 17:16

Sujan Shetty like
Rang De Basanti
02 June at 18:34

Mandar Bhandare enjoy enjoy have everythin you can lolz :P
02 June at 22:47

Dinesh Samtani Awesome is the word for it!!
03 June at 00:57

Facebook update: Sardarji balancing moving RX 100 n singing while standing on seat! Bless punjab :)
02 June at 09:38 via Text message

Saurabh Bhatia likes this.

Tushar Jadhav oye balle balle...
02 June at 10:03

Sagar Raikar oye aho aho.....
03 June at 00:47

Rohit Upadhyay Chak de fatte..gaad de khilli...subah jalandhar..shaam de dilli.
^^Hope i got it right :D :D
03 June at 09:45

As we break a second time, sleep gets the better of Aman. He befriends slumber while seated in a chair. I am to be impressed by his ability to snooze in precarious positions when, at one point in the trip, he trails off while sitting upright with no back rest to support him. We use this time to recharge our phones which, in our haste to do nothing in Delhi, we have neglected to do. As Aman awakens, it is now time to convince him to redirect to Amritsar for it is now that he is most vulnerable and completely at our mercy. Had we informed him of our deviousness a fraction of a day earlier,  it would have been the last we heard from him. Aman resists our attempts to digress but there’s little he can do. Ten minutes into an argument, he gives in and charts out the shortest route for us to get to our destination following discussions with informed confidants. We assure him that we will push our riding skills to the max to minimize the detour time in a bit to get to Srinagar in time to join the Pune troupe. 

Facebook update: Heading to golden temple n wagah border then to pathankot! Making the most of speed n time!
02 June at 10:12 via Text message
Tushar Jadhav likes this.

Ritesh Tiwari Shabash ! bike tour...?
02 June at 10:14

Alankar Misra Yes!!
02 June at 10:14

Satnam Singh Vohra God Bless n God Speed
02 June at 10:31

Tushar Jadhav ride safe dude, dont do much ripping.
02 June at 10:43

Rachit K lovely..!! am sure.. the heat must be killing u..!! its just a matter of sometime.. soon u will b chilling to death.. ;)
02 June at 15:08

Facebook update: Nussi! 80 odd kms from Amritsar. Total today: 400km!
02 June at 12:24 via Text message

Tushar Jadhav likes this.

Nitin Manore great.this is early now.spend the time fruitfully.
02 June at 12:32

We ride hard with straight stretches of road aiding our progress. As we enter Amritsar, we lose Aman to the traffic. We wait for him for what seems like eternity. A phone call, and we realize he is not behind, but before. The Punjabi really does do better in Punjab. We snake our way through the streets of Amritsar - a place bubbling with visual contradictions wrapped in the elegance of simplicity; a sense of calm, a purposeful peace. A well-meaning comment from me regarding the antiquity of the scape, perhaps ill-represented, strikes a wrong chord with Aman for he interprets it to be disrespectful. I make a mental note of being  more cautious of the words I choose. We ride for several minutes, asking for directions, finding our way into a mezzanine parking space near the temple. Pushing and shoving our steeds into place in the overpopulated space, we consider options with regard to our luggage. We are advised to carry our luggage with us and leave it at the counter of the temple. My tired hands can barely unhook the bungee chords. Spiderweb comes to my rescue. As we drag our now tired minds, bodies and souls out of the parking area, I feel an unfamiliar sense of peace come over me.

And just like that, we strike gold…

Facebook update: Golden temple, Amritsar :-)
02 June at 14:55 via Text message

Saurabh Bhatia likes this.

Veeral Joshi jo boleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee so nihaaaaaaal...
sasriyakaal
02 June at 15:01

Tushar Jadhav so thts 1st destination done.... . congratz
02 June at 15:10

Rachit K vow..! congrats.. Vaiye guru da khalsa.. Vaiye guru di fathey..!! enjoy the golden temple..!
02 June at 17:19

Dinesh Samtani Enjoy d golden moment!!!!!
02 June at 19:10